mystery monsters

mystery monsters: Gubber's Adventures
mystery monsters: Arascope's Adventures
Roc and Paj
Eyeball Madness: a play


Mystery Monster Stories: Gubber's Adventures

June 2008

Once upon a ... hum, a... doesn't matter, let's start the story. A guy named Gubber Barc, one night, when he was sleeping, his clothes changed and a mirror he had got a spiral in the middle, it was square but it broke until it was just a circle with a spiral inside.

When he woke up, he saw the clothes and said "What's this?"
And SUDDENLY the mirror said, "Here is where mysterymonsters come out, here is your mystery ball. It's for trapping mysterymonsters. And it spit out a tiny yellow ball, with a green star on it.
"And here is your mystery plane" said the mirror. And it spit out a green square with black squares on it.
"But this is not a plane!" said Gubber.
"Yes it is."
"It doesn't look like it."
"Can you prove it?", asked the mirror.
"It doesn't have wings and I can't sit in it."
"Press the blue button and it will." He saw a blue button and pressed it.
" looks like a fish", Gubber said.

Chapter 2: The Flying Em Fish

"But if Mystery Monstys come out of you, where must I go?", asked Gubber.
"Well, I'll go to the Em Planet", said the magic mirror.
"Oh! You can fly?"
"Of course I can fly", said the mirror.
"But ... I don't know the way" said Gubber.
"Well, it's here, it connects here", said the mirror, pointing at the water of a map of the world, with a hand coming out of the mirror.
"Well, if you say it", said Gubber.
"Follow me on the plane", said the mirror. As he went inside, it had lots of bubbles and pictures of strange fish

"What strange fish", exclaimed Gubber.
"What is a fish? I've heard of fishouts, filors ... but not 'fish'", said the mirror.
"I've never heard of those strange animals", said Gubber, "and let's go!"
"But what is an animal?" said the mirror.
"Not again" said Gubber. "And let's go!"
They flew for ten minutes and then Gubber said "I'm hungry! It's full of ems in here."
And what he wanted appeared at the same time the flying fish with ems stopped. For drinks it had milk, water, and druf poxen.
"What is druf poxen?" said Gubber.
"It's like juice for mystery monsters" said the mirror.
Gubber drank it and said "Yuck, I don't like it. And this strange plane will be called: flying em fish."
They flew a while and then the Flying Em Fish got out of control.
"Help, this thing's crazy. I can't follow you." exclaimed Gubber. But the Flying Em Fish stopped and went down
Then the plane landed near an airport. Gubber saw the mirror fly away.The Flying Em Fish was out of Mystery Oil, and since there is none on Earth, here not much more was heard of mystery monsters.

Until many years later, when the Planet Exploring Ship (P.E.S.) landed on the land of mystery monsters, landing on a evil goop alien, but that, is another story...


Mystery Monster Stories: Arascope's Adventures
April 2009

Chapter 1: Arascope and Chief Darcclowd
Chapter 2: The alien and the qwerty ship
Chapter 3: Evil!
Chapter 4: Trapped by Chief Darcclowd
Chapter 5: A faraway planet
Chapter 6: Back in the M planet

Chapter 1: Arascope and Chief Darcclowd

Arascope is a mystery monster, like any inhabitant of the M planet. He is purple and he has a telescope on his head. Jimpy is a friend of Arascope, like Zumer.

One day a ball of goop landed and formed a person. Every mystery monster hid.
"Who owns this planet?" said the goop person.
"I do" said a Magoomba-Coconut, a coconut with a face, plants on his head, hands, feet, and a spear.
"Just you?" asked the goop guy.
"Me and zillions of others" said the Magoomba-Coconut. "Who are you?"
"I'm Chief Darcclowd" said the chief.
All the mystery monsters came out of their hiding places.
Arascope said "Look, a giant boomerang" and pointed at it.
A big spaceship that looked like a boomerang was landing. Every mystery monster hid again. It landed on Chief Darcclowd.

Chapter 2: The alien and the qwerty ship

Chief Darcclowd, made into a puddle, said "Ow".
An alien came out of the boomerang. It looked strange to the mystery monsters but it was a human.
"What are you?" asked Arascope as he stared at him.
"You don't know, alien?" said the human, laughing. Arascope got very, very angry at him and chased him with his powers for calling him "alien".
"I'm Arascope, not alien" said Arascope. "You are the alien".
Then Jimpy came and said "Arascope is right".
"Well I'll explore this alien pla..." the man did not finish his sentence because he was being chased by a pair of mystery monsters.
The man started to explore the M planet. Jimpy and Arascope told Zumer about the alien.
"Why don't we go in its boomerang-ship?" asked Zumer. The others agreed with Zumer.
They went in the ship. They looked around, saw all the buttons and screens and switches. Since the first word they saw was "qwerty" they called it the qwerty ship. Arascope pressed the button that said "qwerty" and a keyboard came out.
"Look, a leg rester!" exclaimed Arascope and put his feet on it. It was the keyboard to decide the place you want to go. He typed an unpronounceable word.
"Ehjghfd is not a place" said the machine. The mystery monsters knew now what it was for and typed "Esetros forest". "Esetros forest is not a place" said the machine.
"What!" said Arascope, and banged on the machine.
The machine said: "Please, use joystick" . It was one to decide the directions you want to go.
" A videogame!" said Arascope and steered it like crazy.
"Really?" asked Zumer, not believing Arascope. They went to the desert by mistake.
Jimpy opened the door and said: "Look what you did! You turned our town into a desert!"
"Too bad, I lost, I'll try again" said Arascope. Jimpy closed the door. Arascope steered it like crazy again.
It ended up in the cold pole (north pole of the M planet, but there's just one).
Jimpy opened the door and said: "Now you froze our town!"
"Oops" said Arascope. Then he steered them home. Smashing it against Super-Coconut's castle!
"Be careful with THAT thing!" screamed Super-Coconut.

Chapter 3: Evil!

Chief Darcclowd formed himself again and said to Arascope:
"For melting me and landing a ship on me, I and my group are going to be ..."
"What are you going to be?" interrupted Arascope.
"...EVIL!" screamed the chief.
"Who is your group?" asked Arascope.
"Well, them" -- a bunch of goop people appeared, Darcclowds he called them.
"Me, and him" said Chief Darcclowd. A green ball with a face landed on Chief Darclowd. "Oops" it said. "I present you to King Darcball"said Chief Darcclowd, made himself into a puddle again, and re-formed himself.
"Who's Mr. Greenball king of?" asked Arascope. "The mud or the garbage cans?"
"I'm king of Darcballs!" screamed the king.
"You're king of pinballs, WOW!" said Arascope.
"Darcballs, not pinballs!" screamed King Darcball.
"What's a shark-ball, a ball of sharquen meat?" . (A sharquen is a mystery monster that looks like a shark).
The darcclowds ran away and King Darcball, too angry to respond, did the same.
"I'll hypnotize every king on this planet, with my brother" said Chief Darclowd.
"Mr. Greenball is your brother?" said Arascope.
"Yes!" screamed Chief Darcclowd, and went away.
He hypnotized almost all the kings.

Chapter 4: Trapped by Chief Darcclowd

When the man saw the crashed ship, he screamed. Chief Darcclowd heard the man scream and got an idea of how to take over the M planet .
He would trap every mystery monster in the ship and send it to another galaxy. But he forgot about the human.
Chief Darcclowd, all the hypnotized kings and their soldiers, the Darcclowds and all the kinds of Darcballs (including King Darcball) pressed all the mystery monsters inside the ship.
(An Aplastosaur almost escaped.)
"Come on, push them in, now turn on the ship and send it just nowhere in space!" screamed Chief Darcclowd.
The P. E. S. flew away.While all that was happening, the human was exploring the planet. "Well, now I'll go back in the P. E. S." (Planet Exploring Ship, the real name of the Qwerty Ship) said the man.
He saw where he parked The P. E. S., it was gone of course.
But then the mystery monsters found out the Ship was called the P. E. S. becous the man told it to Super- Coconut. "They should call it the pest not the pes" said Coin Jr, a flying mystery monster.
Then the same Magoomba-Coconut that was in the beginning of the story opened the door.

Chapter 5: A faraway planet

The mystery monsters went out of the the ship and looked at the hot planet. (There were two suns and 31 moons.)
Jimpy explored the M planet. "We're stuck" said Coin Jr. All there was on the planet mainly heat and fire (the water mystery monsters turned off the fire).
"Hey!" said a voice. "Who are you?"
They looked and saw an alien. He was red and had one eye, he looked like a person. "What are you doing on planet Sleepingbag?" it said.
Nobody said anything, but a spininge rolled and a boompire flapped his wings.
"We are mystery monsters and we want to go back to the M planet" explained Arascope.
"I'm Boblonob,and I know how to steer this thing" said Boblonob.
"Well take us home, Boblonob!" said Zumer.
"Well you must give me a purple rock" said Boblonob.
"There's no such thing!" exclaimed Zumer. But just then, Jimpy came with a purple rock.
"OK, I'll steer the ship" said Boblonob. So Boblonob steered and landed it on Chief Darcclowd and the Darcclowds.
Boblonob got a ship that was lost in space and he landed it (I don't know how), and went back to Sleepingbag.

Chapter 6: Back in the M planet

The human was happy and went in the ship.
King Darcball grabbed on the ship and it went away (The man did not see the splots of goop under The P. E. S. and flew away.) But what will happen? Will Darcclowds get to earth?


Roc and Paj

January 2010, based on the roc y paj videos by me and my friend

Chapter 1:


Once an egg,a strange egg, was formed. Nobody knows how, or who, or what, or when, or? Just nobody knows nothing about it. A few days after discovering it there was an explosion in outer space that made a new planet in the solar system. It was kind of like the earth, some people said it had oxygen and water, others said no. But the egg from before broke and out popped a very strange bird. The bird flew to the other planet (called Marzontoraglef). Well the bird is called Paj and he went there to defeat King Roc, but that is another story...


When paj got to Marzontoraglef; called planet No for the marzontoraglefians; a rock fell on his head.He looked at it but it looked like a rock. Then the rock said "Ouch!". paj realized it wasn't a rock, it was a Roc (a dark red ball, there are different kinds of Rocs). Paj went to the top of the cliff where the Roc fell from. He saw a sign which read: ROC THEATER: for our next show, we need a paj (any color). "There is Pajs of different colors" said Paj, who didn't even know there was mare than one paj; but anyway he got involved in the play. He practiced his lines a lot. The script didn't make much sense, but the thing that made even less sense was the day of the theatre. Suddenly, Paj discovered (a talking piano told him) that King Roc,the director, wanted to take over planet No. the play was Paj and Piano escaping from the rocs.Luckly a Roc fell on King roc and turned him into a pancake. Then Piano zapped Paj. And from then on paj could trow red lightning at the evil rocs and King Roc, who still was a pancake.

Chapter 3 : ROC'S REVENGE

A few days after the theatre, Paj went underground. Suddenly three Rocs fell from the ceiling, which was full of stalactites, and dived for Paj. Paj dodged two of them and a shield stopped the third one.Then a giant Roc fell. Paj zapped the enormous roc and it broke into one thousand two hundred forty six pieces. It was King Roc who had pressed the button to make the giant Roc fall. Then Paj came to the place King Roc was.King Roc threw three rocs, but Paj zapped the rocs and King Roc,and what happened to King Roc was similar to what happened to the giant Roc.


Eyeball Madness:a play
May 2012
by AC Strong and Ernesto Alonso

Characters: employee (slowly gets angryer and goes crazy) and custumer (can't really see. Isn't angry in the least and always talks the same way, except for when marked with an exclamation or interrogation point)

(the employee is sitting at his chair with a table with a pair of glasses infront of him. Behind him there's a sighn that has some letters like at the optician's. The customer gets near him bumping into things stupidly like if he coulden't see. He bumps into the table.)
CUSTUMER: I want a pizza with ( numbers ingrediants with his fingers ) pepperoni, ham, olives, oragano, artichokes ( employee interrupts him).
CUSTUMER: Yes, there it says " free pizza here " (point at the sighn).
EMPLOYEE: No, there it says " akdh alfjla ajlñf" (the actor can spell three inpronouncible words at random)
CUSTUMER: So, you guys sell pizza with that sighn, because I think it's the wrong sighn. (says it looking toward the audience. The employee turns him the right way.)
EMPLOYEE: This is the optician's, we don't sell pizza here!
CUSTUMER: Really?. The optician's?. I was looking for the optician's when I got hungry.
EMPLOYEE: Well, want to do a little eye test?
EMPLOYEE: What does it say here? (points at sighn)
CUSTUMER: It says " For rent, 70546", but that phone number, 70546 doesn't make any sense!
EMPLOYEE: (annoyed, but trying to not look like he is) Are you sure? Let's see it letter by letter.
CUSTUMER: I W-A-N-T P-I-Z-Z-A. It says "I want pizza".
EMPLOYEE: Before you said it says "for rent"
CUSTUMER: Is that the same sighn?
EMPLOYEE: (lost his pacience) Of coarse it is!
CUSTUMER: So, do you sell pizza here?
CUSTUMER: Good that you sell glasses here becouse this is the optician's. (pause) But I'm still hungry. I want a pizza with pepperoni...(he's interrupted again)
EMPLOYEE: Forget the pizza, do you want glasses?!
CUSTUMER: Is glasses a new type of pizza?
EMPLOYEE: No, it's a thing you put on your eyes!!!
COSTUMER: You mean I should pizza on my eyes?
EMPLOYEE: (Going crazy but trying to hide it) The pizza parlor is across the street, if you want pizza GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
COSTUMER: But I want glasses.
EMPLOYEE: (starts bumping his head agaist the wall) Take them!!! Just take them!!! I can't stand it anymore!!!
COSTUMER: Take what? The pizza? ( the employee puts the glasses on the costumer without looking, and upside down) This is uncomfortable.
EMPLOYEE: It's the new style! Just leave!!!
COSTUMER: OK. ( He leaves, but suddenly turns back) And remember to sell pizza. (he leaves)
EMPLOYEE: I don't know why I work at the optician's. I hate crazy blind peaple.